I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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