I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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