She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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