no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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