i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
