he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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