I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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