Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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