OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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