thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
