i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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