I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
love makes seman taste better
do herpes really smell.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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