yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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