the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it's like iHOP with fire
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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