i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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