you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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