Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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