Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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