Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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