how hairy? two words: wookie tits
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
