Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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