Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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