I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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