She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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