it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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