one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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