Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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