You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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