its not stalking. its research.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
