What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I need moral support for this bender
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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