drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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