One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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