Don't you send me to vm
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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