Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize