this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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