Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Farmville is her only friend.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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