He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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