doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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