glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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