I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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