I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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