it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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