i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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