would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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