I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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