How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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