I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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