Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think my moral compass just broke
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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