: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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