Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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